HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle cant move further

Moral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE :)


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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream...That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw..........your dad paying the bill !!!


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Wife: What is 10 years with me?

Husband: A second.

Wife: What is $1000 for me?

Husband: A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.

Husband: Wait a second



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